>> Computer Terms as defined by a Redneck:
>> 
>> 
>> "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires
>>                 and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
>> 
>> "Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
>> 
>> "Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
>> 
>> "Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
>> 
>> "Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
>> 
>> "ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
>> 
>> "Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
>> 
>> "Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with
>>                 barnyard stuff.
>> 
>> "Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
>> 
>> "Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in
>>                         order to get a free case.
>> 
>> "LAN"  -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
>> 
>> "Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife
>>                        and/or girlfriend.
>> 
>> "bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon
>>                      seed across the porch longways."
>> 
>> "digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
>> 
>> "packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a
>>                 trip.
>>