| On a recent archaeological expedition to our lower driveway, the New Beetle
came upon the desecrated remains of one of its ancestors. We were amazed to see
it exhibit behavior previously known only to exist in humans and elephants.
The New Beetle seemed to recognize the remains as one of its own kind and
paused for a moment of silence and mourning. This was truly a historic moment
and we feel fortunate to have been able to capture it on film for posterity.
We will keep careful watch for additional undocumented behavior of this new
subspecies. If we are lucky enough to catch these acts on film, we
will share them with you through this page. |
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